Thursday 19 November 2009

Well here is my first animatic.Hmm, it seems I chopped a part of my drawings off as I uploaded from Youtube. o bollecks. Pants.
Well it looks like my ending-scene 3 has changed. Instead of the bird pecking at balls; the bird mistakes his willy for a worm.... and in doing so, 'licks the jam* which was on his willy-causing his -irritation-off***

*=the irritation was caused by jam getting onto Bob balls in scene 1.
**=in scene 1 after he wanks the jam doughnuts, he puts some of the remaining doughnuts in his pocket to eat for later.

Once I got my script finalised, I will post it on here....the ending might change yet again....

***=Sorry if I put anyone off their dinner....!

Tuesday 27 October 2009

New script

Bob and his new pair of arms

Scene 1

Exterior of Bob's House

A bird, wearing glasses, comes into view, lands on a tree outside his house.

Camera zooms into Bob's bedroom.

Inside the house a boy called Bob is relaxing on his bed, listering to music...however he wants to 'itch that 'itch', that he wanted to do for so long and decides to get a bit of vasecline and proceeds to have an 'itch' all over his bedroom : on the settee using his toes to itch, on the corner of his desk, using a whisk on the settee....but nothing can satisfy his itch. He feels deflated.

Out of the corner of his eye, at the window, he sees a new neighbour moving in. Bob goes over to the window and gets so excited by her; her long blonde hair, her cute butt in that dress...Bob can feel his balls starting to throb..He is transfixed on this woman. However his thoughts are interrupted by his cmputer suddenly beeping. Bob goes over to the computer and sits down. Bob noticed that a pop up of 'arms selling' has come up on his computer. He then proceeds to order a pair of prosthetic arms off the internet.

Scene 2

The next day in Bob's house.

A thump is heard downstairs. Bob runs down, thinking it must be his new pair of arms, in the excitement he nearly trips over a cable lead. The arms have arrived.

Bob's bedroom.

Bob opens the parcel with his teeth, and then takes the arms out of the box and puts them by his computer. Bob goes back over to where the parcel was, and takes the instructions out with his teeth. He then proceeds to read the instructions that came with the arms. The instructions says for the arms to work, they must be fully charged up. Bob takes the battery charger out of the parcel with his teeth and places it on the floor, underneath the window. He then places the arms, one at a time, on the battery charger.

Exterior of Bob's house.

A lighting bolt hits Bob's house via the television aerial. A spark of electricity flows down the aerial and into Bob's room. It then travels to the battery charger...As the spark travels along the cable, it wakes Bob up. Bob lazily opens one eye to see what that noise was....he can't see anything and goes back to sleep.

A close up of the arms.

A finger moves...the arms are alive! A thumb moves....camera moves in for a close up.

The next day.

Bob goes over to the arms, and sees on the battery charger they are now fully charged. He then puts them on. Feeling confident, he goes for a walk outside....

Exterior of Bob's house.

Bob walks out onto the porch, and proceeds down the steps. Bob is whistling to himself, he is very happy with his new arms. Bob looks to his right and sees his new neighbour, still unpacking boxes. Bob is feeling very excited. He goes over to the new neighbour, strutting his stuff. His new neighbour hears him coming over, and turns her head. She smiles at him.

However before Bob can say hello, the arms take on a life of heir own. The arms suddenly drag Bob along towards the girl and molest her! The arms grab her boobies and bum. The girl is shocked and horrified. The arms just as suddenly started, stop.

Bob is kneeling on the grass looking at the arms. He is embarrassed and deflated. 'How can it all go wrong?!' he says aloud, while looking at the arms. But before Bob can think of anything else, the girl decides to kick him in the balls.

Bob is reeling overin agony. The girl decides to go back to her house. The arms then come 'alive' again and decide to drag the boy along after her. But the girl gets to the house first and slams the door hard behind her.

Bob is left lying on the grass, he is tired, dirty, and his balls are the worse for wear. His eyes are half opened. Bob thinks thsi day can't get any worse.

Scene 3

A bird comes into view. The bird is wearing glasses.

A bird flies towards Bob. It lands on his balls. Bob feels the bird landing on his balls and lets out an 'aghh!'. The bird cannot see very well, hence the glasses. The bird mistakenly takes the balls to be ripe apples. The bird starts pecking at them. The balls under the boy's jeans start throbbing; they are getting bigger and bigger. This excites the bird. The bird thinks 'ooo what big apples, we have here' and furiously starts pecking.

The balls cannot take no more. The balls explode. The bird is covered in blood. It is shocked and dazed. A drop of blood is on its beak, and decides to fly away..

The arms decide to detach from Bob and wander off. Bob sits up on the grass verge, and mutters 'how am I going to explain this one to my folks?' as he looks down at his bloody balls. Bob then catches, the arms, wandering off into the sunset (Indiana Jones style).

The End
Just reworking my scprit...and all I can say is 'I am fucking scared about the stuff that goes through my mind!'...ooo when people see my final film, they're going to think a young lad done this, not a 33 year old married woman....ha,ah,ah,ha.

Thursday 8 October 2009

Bob/ Nathan and his new arms....

Outline/ theme


Armless boy hits puberty. Loooks in the mirror. Sees his gonads are huge from not being able to 'itch that itch.' Wishes he was born with arms. Verbally says something to himself in the mirror OR has a flashback? Looks out of the window. Sees his new neighbour moving in, unpacking boxes on the front lawn. He comes over with excitement that he has never experienced before. His new neighbour is a 'hot' wag type woman...

Gets an urge to itch that itch. Decides to order prosthetic arms off the internet with his toes. The new arms are the latest model: TX500. This model boosts to go 'where no man or arm has gone before....
Arms arrive. Boy takes arms out of the packaging with his feet and put them on the battery charger to charge them up. Bolt of lighting hits the battery charger cable. Arms come alive. Arms take on a life of their own; develop a personality of their own. Boy unaware of this put his new arms on with his toes...

Arms drag boy out-to where his neighbour is still unpacking boxes for her new home-and molest his new neighbour. Boy is dying of embarrassment but can't do anything...new neighbour is not impressed. Knocks him out (she is a secret black belt). Arms detach from boy, wander off into the sunset. Boy is left lying on the front lawn of his new neighbour's home. Bird flies in, lands on his gonads. Bird, thinking the gnoads are apples, pecks at them. Boy 'feels' the sensation, gets so excited his balls explode-BOOM!