Well it looks like my ending-scene 3 has changed. Instead of the bird pecking at balls; the bird mistakes his willy for a worm.... and in doing so, 'licks the jam* which was on his willy-causing his -irritation-off***

*=the irritation was caused by jam getting onto Bob balls in scene 1.
**=in scene 1 after he wanks the jam doughnuts, he puts some of the remaining doughnuts in his pocket to eat for later.

Once I got my script finalised, I will post it on here....the ending might change yet again....

***=Sorry if I put anyone off their dinner....!