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Bob and New Pair of Arms.

SCENE 1

FADE IN

EXT. OF BOB’S HOUSE. SUNRISE. FRONT LAWN.

A bird comes into view, lands on a tree on Bob’s bedroom window ledge

CAMERA ZOOMS INTO BOB’S BEDROOM.

Inside the house Bob is relaxing on his bed, listening to music. Bob is licking his lips..

LONG SHOT OF BOB RELAXING ON HIS BED LISTERING TO MUSIC.

However he wants to have a wank. Bob wanted to wank for so long... and decides to get a bit of Vaseline and proceeds to have a wank. Bob (delirious) decides to have a wank a doughnut.
Bob gets bored with the doughnut and throws it up into the air, to be caught by a bird
CLOSE UP OF BOB WANKING THE DOUGHNUTS.
But alas as he is giving it his all, jam spurt out onto his balls. Bob (irate) is now very sticky... so he now decides to use an electric whisk.
CLOSE UP OF BOB USING THE ELECTRIC WISK.
But nothing can satisfy his itch. He feels deflated.
Bob then sits up and decides to watch some porn on television.
WOMEN WITH FLASHING BOOBS APPEARS ON THE TELEVISION SCREEN.
Bob however needs to wipe all the Jam off his balls...he sees a pillow (a pillow his mother gave him) and proceeds to wank it. Bob is relieved.

Out of the corner of his eye, at the window, he sees a new neighbour moving in. Bob (excited) goes over to the window and sees her long blonde hair; her cute butt in that dress...Bob can feel his balls starting to throb...

A CAMERA TRACKING SHOT OF HIS NEW NEIGHBOUR.


Bob is transfixed on this woman (lets out a happy sigh). However his thoughts are interrupted by his computer suddenly beeping. Bob goes over to the computer and sits down. Bob noticed that a pop up of ‘arms selling’ has come up on his computer. Then a picture of Mr Hook 'pops up'-before he had arms and after he had prosthetics. Mr Hook is now a very satisfied customer; he is able to have a wank (a picture of him having a wank is now on the screen, while looking at the prophet Muhammad).

CLOSE UP OF THE COMPUTER BEEPING.

CLOSE UP OF MR HOOK WANKING.

He then proceeds to order a pair of prosthetic arms off the internet with his toes.

FADE TO SCENE 2

SCENE 2

The next day in Bob’s house....

INT. BOB’S BEDROOM

A thump is heard downstairs. Bob (very happy) runs downs (from his bedroom); thinking it must be his new pair of arms, in the excitement he nearly trips over a cable lead. The arms have arrived!

INT. THE HALLWAY

Bob tears the parcel open with his teeth.

CLOSE UP OF BOB TEARING PARCEL OPEN WITH HIS TEETH.

Then Bob (very happy) takes the arms out of the box and puts them by his computer. Bob (relieved) goes back over to where the parcel was, and takes the instructions out with his teeth. He (concentrating) then proceeds to read the instructions that came with the arms.

MEDIUM SHOT OF BOB READING THE INSTRUCTIONS.

The instruction says for the arms to work, they must be fully charged up. Bob takes the battery charger out of the parcel with his teeth and places it on the floor, underneath the window. He then places the arms, one at a time on the battery charger.

CLOSE UP OF ARMS ON BATTERY CHARGER.

EXT. OF BOB’S HOUSE. SUNSET. DARK AND GLOOMY. RAINING, THUNDERING AND LIGHTING.

A lightning bolt hits Bob’s house via the television aerial. A spark of electricity flows down the aerial and into Bob’s room. It then travels to the battery charger...As the spark travels along the cable.


CAMERA SHOT OF LIGHTING TRAVELLING ALONG THE CABLE.

A CLOSE UP OF THE ARMS.

A finger moves...the arms are alive! A thumb moves...Camera moves in for a close up.
It wakes Bob up (lethargic) lazily opens one eye to see what that noise was...he can’t see anything and goes back to sleep.
MEDIUM CLOSE UP OF BOB HALF AWAKE.

THE NEXT DAY. SUNRISE.

INT. BOB’S BEDROOM

Bob (yawning) goes over to the arms, and sees on the battery charger they are now fully charged. He then puts them on. Feeling confident, he goes to see his new neighbour....

EXT. OF BOB’S HOUSE. THE FRONT LAWN

Bob walks out on to the front porch, and proceeds down the steps (very confident). Bob is whistling to himself, he is very happy with his new arms. Bob looks to his right and sees his new neighbour, still unpacking boxes. Bob is feeling very excited. He goes over to the new neighbour, strutting his stuff. His new neighbour hears him coming over, and turns her head. She smiles at him.
A warning light flashes on his arm...they are coming alive!
CLOSE UP OF WARNING LIGHT ON HIS ARM.

However before Bob can even say hello, the arms take on a life of their own. The arms suddenly drag Bob along towards the girl and molest her! The arms grab her boobies and bum. Bob is very embarrassed but very turned on. Bob starts making pleasuring noises.

A CLOSE UP OF HIS BALLS THROBBING; LIKE A HEARTBEAT. BOB BALLS ARE STARTING TO BEAT FASTER AND FASTER....THEN THEY RIP THREOUGH BOB’S SHORTS!

The neighbour is shocked and horrified. The neighbour is angry!
The arms just as they suddenly started stop.


Bob is kneeling on the grass looking at the arms (embarrassed and deflated). ‘How can it all go wrong?!’ he says aloud, while looking at the arms. But before Bob can think of anything else, the girl (angry) decides to kick him in the balls.

CLOSE UP OF BOB GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS.

Bob is reeling over in agony, clutching his balls. The girl (satisfied) decides to go back into her house. The arms then come ‘alive’ again and decide to drag the boy along after her. But the girl gets to the house first and slams the door hard behind her.

Bob is left lying on the grass, he is tired, dirty and his balls are the worse for wear. His eyes are half opened. Bob (miserable) thinks this day can’t get any worse.

LONG SHOT OF BOB LYING HORZONTIAL ON THE GRASS.

FADE TO SCENE 3

SCENE 3

EXT. OF BOB’S HOUSE. THE FRONT LAWN

A bird comes into view.

CAMREA SHOT OF BIRD FLYING INTO VIEW.

A bird flies towards Bob. First it lands on a tree, slurping its lips and then decides to fly down towards his balls. The bird lands on Bob balls.

CLOSE UP OF BIRD ON BOB’S BALLS.

Bob feels the bird landing on his balls and lets out an ‘aghh’. The bird cannot see very well. The bird mistakenly takes the Bob willy to be a worm. The bird starts pulling it. The balls start throbbing again...they are getting bigger and bigger. This excites the bird. The bird thinks ‘ooo what big apples, we have here’ and furiously starts pecking at balls...
A LOUD RUMBLE SOUND.

The balls cannot take no more. The balls let out a whooshh...of cum.

CLOSE UP OF CUM WHOOSHING OUT.

The bird is covered in cum. It is shocked and dazed. It slowly advances towards Bob shoulder, and perches there.....dazed.

FADE TO BLACK

Bob and the bird wander off into the sunset.

INDIANA JONES TYPE MUSIC PLAYING.

FADE OUT.

The End comes in the style of 'that's all folks' Looney Tunes style, with the bird popping its head through the curtain. With cum still on its beak.

The End